Here is a picture of my bathroom
This is why we are not living at home currently!
Laura's bathroom Q+A:
Q: Did you do that yourself?
A: No. We paid guys to do it.
Q: Are you happy about it?
A: As happy as one can be. I would rather be living at home, but I would also rather have a bathroom which is functional, and which contains any surfaces that are not pitted by time.
Q: Why is the area around your sink made of a patterned substance that looks inherently dirty, even when it is clean?
A: Damn, it's crazy you noticed that. The sink vanity indeed has some kind of stone on the surface that looks inherently dirty. This was apparently popular in the 1960s. It is a yellowy beige and has swirls of speckly brown and grey in it. We are going to replace it with something that does not look dirty at all times, even when it is clean.
Q: Why is the room so yellow?
A: That is the color of all the lights in our condo. I can't give you a good answer for why we never changed them, but I guess now is a good time.