Why you should ride the train
Guy on the train today kept asking people, "Hey man, do you drink beer?" If they said yes, then he pulled a completely ordinary aluminum bottle opener/corkscrew out of his pocket, still in the grocery store packaging, and asks, "How much would you pay for this then?"
He had several but he was unable to sell any of them.
I even heard him telling a guy in his 20s, "You can use this to open a bottle of beer." Real video game tutorial stuff.
I was absolutely locked in listening to this and I was totally rooting for him to sell one. He got off the Expo Line in Farmdale... if you live near there, please do him a favor and buy it if you see him!!!