I am having the time of my life
The last 48 hours of the Ever-Expanding Jensen Huang Saga have been an absolute delight for me. I am feasting on schadenfreude and everyone I know is sending each other jokes about it all day long. It's great. I want to see the man cry. I cannot get enough of tech CEO humiliation - and the best part is that he is the one tech CEO whose company is actually, meaningfully profiting off of the LLM bubble which is destroying all my friends' careers. I could not have hoped for a better public punishment. It is fully amazing that he and his wife had no prenup. I wish her the best!!
This is like the time my cruelest high school teacher fell asleep while high off Robitussin in her office and forgot to come teach our class and got in trouble with the administration. I don't think I've watched the universe so viciously revenge itself upon an authority figure in my life since then.
Unfortunately, I am now addicted to the "CEO's life implodes in public" high I've been riding on for the last few days. I am going to need more. The carnival atmosphere must continue. Please consider this my public call for everyone who has ever had an affair with a tech CEO to proceed immediately to your nearest newspaper of record! Tell the first person you can collar exactly who you are boning.
(I am completely certain that Zuck has skeletons like these in his closet, but my husband disagrees - he thinks that Zuck is too robotic and has zero game. I think the world is full of shrewd operators who are great at seducing robots. If I had a meaningful income I would get a pool going on the likelihood of Zuck Scandal.)
I'm sure that there are dark and horrible and xenophobic causes and effects lurking beneath the surface of this scandal, but for now I'm very glad that I can go online every day and enjoy Critical Support For Spies-posting everywhere I go. If everything has to collapse, it can at least be insanely funny.